sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
what happens when you meet do you burn alive
do i really look 8 years old ,
I THOUGHT THAT COMMA WAS DIRT ON MY SCREEN I HATE YOU , ,
how did you get that comma way up there
If you Americans ever feel bad because Philosopher’s Stone was changed to Sorcerer’s Stone, just remember that the French version of the first Harry Potter book and movie is literally called Harry Potter at the Wizarding School.
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
|me:||What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?|
|her:||Instead of the prince?|
|me:||Instead of the prince|
|her:||So her daughter would have two mommies?|
|her:||two princess mommies...|