"Welcome to my dark, twisted fantasy"

thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

(Source: ivemoved666, via quasi-queer)

stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

(Source: fymodernfamily, via quasi-queer)

thats-slightly-raven:

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

(via thenameisroxylalonde)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree

(via quasi-queer)

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via insortediabolix)